Lump of Coal, Clean · Unscented
Unscented

Lump of Coal

Clean · Unscented

5 (4 reviews)
$14.99

A charcoal-dark bar delivered in a black satin pouch with a wax-sealed Certificate of Naughty from Santa. All the goodness of Waterfall Glen, wrapped as the year’s most cheerfully guilty gift.

Free shipping $55+30-day guaranteeShips in 1 to 2 days
Skin typeAll skin types
TypeBar Soap · 5 oz
Scent familyUnscented
ProcessCold-process, 4 to 6 week cure
Vegan
Cruelty-Free
Plastic-Free

Full description

The full story behind it

Our Elves are back at work making Lumps of Coal soaps for naughty boys and girls everywhere. The Lump of Coal soap includes a ‘Certificate of Naughty’ from Santa in a wax-sealed note. Packaged in a black satin drawstring bag. The entire box is a humorous novelty gift. Order soon – limited supply! All of the GOODNESS of Waterfall Glen is a humorous gift for that naughty person in your life. It comes ready to wrap in a sturdy cardboard box that is guaranteed reindeer-proof. Perfect for any season or occasion.

Product Profile

How this bar performs

Moisturizing
3/5
Sensitive Skin
3/5
Exfoliation
2/5
Lather
3/5

Ingredients

Full list & sourcing info

Saponified Organic Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Organic Certified Sustainable Palm Oil, Olive Oil, Organic Cocoa Butter, Proprietary Blend of Sandalwood, Cedarwood Essential Oil, Activated Charcoal, Dead Sea Salt, a Plethora of Love, 1 Hefty Scoop of Humor, a Pinch of Mischief, and Christmas Magic.

VeganPhthalate-FreeParaben-FreeGluten-FreeSustainably Sourced

How to use

Lather up on wet skin, then rinse thoroughly.

Shipping

Our team will ship your order within 2 business days. If you have questions about your order, please contact us.

Natural botanicals and plant-based ingredients
Handcrafted in
Naperville, Illinois
The Art of Cold-Process

Why This Bar is Different

Every bar of Lump of Coal is cold-processed in small batches. This method preserves natural glycerin, the compound commercial soap makers strip out, giving you a richer, creamier lather that actually moisturizes.

After blending, each bar cures for 4 to 6 weeks, developing the firm, long-lasting texture and complex scent profile our customers love. No shortcuts, no synthetic fragrances, no compromise.

Small-batch crafted
4 to 6 week cure time
Natural glycerin preserved
No synthetic fragrance
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Common Questions

Everything you need to know about this product.

With proper care, keeping it dry between uses on a well-draining soap dish, each bar typically lasts 4 to 6 weeks of daily use. Pro tip: our Soap Saver Pads are made to extend the lifespan of a bar, and a Soap Saver Bag puts the last leftover slivers to use.

Many of our bars are gentle enough for facial use, especially our Floral and Unscented varieties. If you have specific skin concerns, we recommend patch-testing on a small area first.

Cold-process soap retains all the natural glycerin created during saponification. Commercial soap makers strip this out. That glycerin is what gives our bars their rich, creamy lather and leaves your skin feeling moisturized, not tight.

Yes. All our palm oil is RSPO-certified sustainable. We carefully vet our suppliers and maintain full traceability from plantation to bar.

While our soaps are formulated with gentle, natural ingredients, everyone's skin is different. If you experience any irritation, discontinue use and rinse thoroughly. Contact us and we'll help find a better match for your skin type.

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5 stars across 4 reviews. Handcrafted with care, shipped to your door.

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